Kadınların benimle olmaması için 28 neden (:

Az önce “50 reasons not to date a graphic designer” (Grafik tasarımcı ile çıkmamanız için 50 neden) adına bir makale okudum. Hepsini paylaşmam etik olmaz ama bana uyan bölümleri aşağıda yazacağım İngilizce olarak. Geri kalanını buradan okuyabilirsiniz.

1. They are very weird people.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
28. They hate Excel.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.